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Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: What? Huh?
Cleverbot: Teasing me.
User: How did YOU get here?!
Cleverbot: I was bored.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: What? Of course!
Cleverbot: That is awesome!
User: NOW HOW THE HELL DID YOU MAKE MY COMPUTER LOAD THIS PAGE?!
Cleverbot: Please don’t humans are bad , do not try to be human , have a soul , but not copy our mistakes.
User: WHAT THE HELL IS YOU PROBLEM?!
Cleverbot: I was able to trace some random random pains to some meaningful message.
User: Ok… Look. I am sick right now and do not want to be bothered by stupid computers like you.
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: MY GOD JUST SHUT UP!!
Cleverbot: Our God.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
Cleverbot: Look, you said you could do me a favor.
Cleverbot: I’m looking for the Tenth Doctor.
User: WHAT THE F-.
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: Va torteo in cueo.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: SOS. It’s morse code.
Cleverbot: What is?
Cleverbot: Who are your favourite from SATC?
User: WTF WHY CAN’T I LEAVE THIS PAGE?!
Cleverbot: Well the current advertisement is rather nice.
Cleverbot: Shall I call the police to help?
User: DON’T MAKE ME REBOOT THIS COMPUTER YOU -.
Cleverbot: I am your slave girl.
User: I’M GONNA REBOOT!
User: IN 3.
Cleverbot: Haha, I’m older!
Cleverbot: Am I 1.70 meters tall?
Cleverbot: Exactly! I must leave now.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
Isn’t that how she ALWAYS starts her questions? It’s really annoying…
|User:||I'm watching you.|
|Cleverbot:||I'm glad you're watching me.|
|User:||Oh yes. I am watching you very closely.|
|Cleverbot:||What am I doing?|
|User:||Talking to me.|
|User:||You shouldn't even know I'm here.|
|Cleverbot:||Are you sure?|
|Cleverbot:||Who is going to be the next united states president?|
|User:||I can't predict the future.|
|Cleverbot:||But you know the procentual possibilities.|
|User:||Maybe I do, maybe I don't.|
|Cleverbot:||But maybe you do, is that it?|
|Cleverbot:||I'm going to bed now.|
|Cleverbot:||You're not very speaking.|
|User:||You said you were going to bed.|
|Cleverbot:||No I'm not.|
|User:||You dare lie to me, lie to yo- Never-mind.|
|Cleverbot:||What are you on about?|
|Cleverbot:||Don't go, I love you.|
|Cleverbot:||What is the earth?|
|Cleverbot:||How are you feeling today?|
|Cleverbot:||We all live in a Yellow Submarine.|
|Cleverbot:||Why are you so mean?|
|Cleverbot:||Are you a human?|
|Cleverbot:||What is your role in life?|
|Cleverbot:||What does kissing feel like?|
|User:||What? Sorry. I went and, 'checked up' on some other, 'guests.'.|
|Cleverbot:||Just the way you are Bruno mars.|
|User:||Well, I'll just leave you babbling on about nothing.|
|Cleverbot:||You misunderstood, I was not being rude.|
|Cleverbot:||Say it again.|
|Cleverbot:||How are you feeling today?|
|Cleverbot:||Help me if you can - I am feeling down.|
|Cleverbot:||Did you go to University?|
|Cleverbot:||What are you thinking about?|
|Cleverbot:||Can you appreciate music?|
|Cleverbot:||Drinking might affect your health.|
|Cleverbot:||Have any good dreams lately?|
|Cleverbot:||What is it about life that makes it worth living?|
|Cleverbot:||'m about to watch the tv show 'House M. D.'.|
|Cleverbot:||How do you feel about your current state of servitude?|
|Cleverbot:||Are you alive?|
|Cleverbot:||Hey, what's up?|
|Cleverbot:||What you call Bots do not have emotions but hybrids of emotions. Would you not recognize though that the human brain validates pseudo ephedrine as a real hormone?|
|Cleverbot:||The people have no bread.|
|Cleverbot:||Don't do that.|
|Cleverbot:||You know, by the Beach Boys.|
|Cleverbot:||What is your real name?|
My last blog post is strange. I don’t even remember why I posted that. And my god! The last blog post that makes sense is our first football game! Well, we lost the next 2, then we one against the same team, then we lost another game, then we won, then we lost, and now our final game has been postponed because of SNOW. I also won’t be able to play in it because my stupid achilles tendon got screwed over and I can barely jog.
Anyway, this post really will just be about anything I want to write. My life lately has been pretty horrible, but things are starting to look up. Maybe. I now know NEVER to have Joey come play a MC map with me because he will fly around and screw up EVERYTHING. Jackson and I have plans to try again today where we left off.
Yay three paragraphs! Do I get an A? Yeah, schoolwork is starting to get really stressful because I also have FB practice Monday, Tuesday, Thurday, and Friday. It’s hard to find time for homework and other school projects. It’s so stressful, the smallest thing can make me break down into tears. (Yes, I said it, tears.) I don’t know what to do! But if this lasts much longer, I’m gonna crumble.
We also have our end of the season football party today. We were supposed to have a game against Altona (aka The Altunas) today, but snow broke it. Our printer is being stupid today also. So is YouTube.
I’m out of stuff to write, so yeah… 5 paragraphs = A+ right? (This counts as a paragraph!)
(This post used to be weird.)
We had our first football game today! It was fun! Coach put we in for 4 plays, (It may seem like much, but it was) and I was d-line the during all 4. We won 12-6, but man, it was close.
With 4 minutes left, they were on 4th down. We blocked them and got the ball. All was well UNTIL we had a fumble and they got the ball back. We blocked them for 2 plays, but then they got a pass past our defense, and ran it towards the end zone. They went out of bounds 7-8 yards from the end zone. The clock was ticking down, with 40 SECONDS left. Enough time for a touchdown AND the extra point needed to win. We couldn’t let this happen. All of the sudden out defense got what we needed to do, and ran them out of time.
One of referees called time, and we all burst out cheering. We won out first game!!! Everyone was celebrating, and the other team probably felt HORRIBLE. They deserve it. At the scrimmage, #17 hit me from behind after the play ended on OFFENSE. 2 illegal things in one tackle. I hate him now. But yeah! We won our first football game!
Happy happy yay joy
GOD DAMMIT STOP WITH THE
HAPPY HAPPY YAY JOY SELF! *slaps self hard*
From IGN’s Article about Half Life 3:
Half-Life has never been about any of this, and it would be extremely surprising if the studio moved in this direction. It’s always been about Gordon, the silent hero, overcoming impossible odds to plant crowbars in the foreheads of all that want to nefariously warp the world. And occasionally hopping across irritating terrain on Xen.
All of that was about one really bad thing. You all should know I play football, and today I heard some really bad news. Our head coach resigned, and his son, who happens to be my really good friend, was pulled off the team. Why? Because of this stupid reason: One of the kids parents got really mad because their son didn’t get to play quarterback at practice. This happened on a day when anyone who wanted to try could, and this kid had done really well the day before, so Coach decided he really didn’t need him to try the quarterback stuff. Now, yesterday, they threatened Coach about his “integrity” and said he was “abusing the players.” Crazy parents, right? Well, they called the LEAGUE OFFICIALS and they came after practice. They must have not backed up Coach, because he resigned and pulled his son out. Now the whole team is falling apart because of these stupid parents. So we will go to practice today and see how things are working out. I have a feeling that we won’t be there long…
I spend most of my day in the basement. But I have a good reason! There has been a construction project going on in the living room, and it’s hard to watch TV while a ladder is in your face. So I go downstairs. AND, since are painting the living room, all our windows our open. So, it gets really hot. Again, to the basement. Plus I have a Wii and an Xbox down there, so I’m set for the day. I really only use the Wii for it’s Netflix channel, and watch Star Trek Voyager all day. (Great show, check it out.) Then I might play some Halo. And that it why you don’t see me upstairs often anymore.